Naughty Christmas Gifts NZ: A Sex Toy Gift Guide

Buying a cheeky Christmas gift is easier than it looks, and it is one of the more memorable presents you can give. Whether you are shopping for a partner, treating yourself, or looking for a daring Secret Santa, this guide sorts the options by who you are buying for and how much you want to spend. Every pick below is a genuine favourite from the Playmate best sellers, so you are giving something people actually love.

How to choose a gift that lands

The trick with an adult gift is to match the boldness to the person. For someone new to toys, keep it playful and low pressure, like a small vibrator, a nice lubricant or a fun stocking filler. For a partner you know well, you can be more adventurous. If in doubt, something external and beginner friendly is almost always a safer bet than something large or very specific. It also helps to think about how the person likes to receive gifts. Some love a bold surprise, while others prefer something they can quietly enjoy in their own time, so match the gift to their personality rather than to the shock value. A tasteful gift box and a bit of humour go a long way on Christmas morning.

Gifts for her

For most women, a compact external toy is the perfect introduction, and a rechargeable one feels like a proper treat rather than a novelty. Something like the Lipstick Vibe Portable Vibrator is discreet, affordable and easy to say yes to, which makes it a lovely first gift or stocking filler. If you want to spend a little more and really impress, a premium toy such as Inya The Kiss makes a memorable present that lasts well beyond Christmas Day. When in doubt, external and beginner friendly beats large and specific every time.

Gifts for him

Men are often easiest to buy for with something that adds a new sensation to what they already enjoy. A quality pump like the Power Up Long-Lasting Pump is a popular, confidence boosting choice, and it pairs nicely with a good lubricant to round out the gift. If he is more curious than experienced, keep it light and fun rather than intimidating, and choose something with simple controls he can enjoy straight away.

Gifts for couples

Shared toys are a lovely way to bring a bit of fun into a relationship, and they take the pressure off one person to be the entertainment. A couples vibrator such as the Ultra Vibe Couples Vibrator or a remote controlled toy turns a gift into an experience you enjoy together, which is exactly what the season is about. These are also a gentle way to try something new as a pair, because you are exploring it side by side rather than one of you going first.

Gifts for the adventurous

If the person you are buying for already owns the basics and loves to explore, you can afford to be bolder. A realistic dildo like the 7.8 Inch Realistic Dildo is a classic under the tree, and it works for solo play or partnered fun. Pair it with a quality water based lubricant and you have a complete, thoughtful gift. The key with a bolder present is knowing the person well enough to be confident it will be welcomed in the spirit it is given.

Stocking fillers on a budget

Not every gift needs to be a showstopper. Small, playful extras make brilliant stocking fillers and Secret Santa presents, and they are an easy way to test the water without a big commitment. A bullet vibrator, a bottle of Wet Stuff Gold lubricant or a fun novelty item all sit comfortably under thirty dollars. These little gifts often get the biggest laugh on Christmas morning, and they open the door to more adventurous presents down the track.

The picks, by recipient and budget

Price guide for gifts

Wrapping and giving with confidence

A little presentation makes an adult gift feel thoughtful rather than awkward. Pop it in a plain gift box, add a cheeky card, and keep the receipt handy in case they want to swap for a different colour or style. If you are posting it, our packaging is plain and discreet, so there are no surprises at the letterbox before the big day. The gift itself is the fun part, but a bit of care with how you present it turns a novelty into a present someone genuinely appreciates.

Gifts for someone who has everything

We all have that person who is impossible to buy for, and a tasteful adult gift can be the answer precisely because it is unexpected. The trick is to choose something with a bit of novelty or a step up in quality from what they might buy themselves. A premium toy, a beautifully made accessory, or a bundle that pairs a toy with a good lubricant all feel considered rather than throwaway. Because it is a category most people do not shop in often, even a well chosen basic can feel fresh and generous. Keep it classy, match it to their sense of humour, and it will be remembered long after the socks and chocolates are forgotten.

Keep it kind and consensual

A cheeky gift should always be a welcome one. The best adult presents are given to a partner you know well, or offered lightly to a friend who you are sure will enjoy the joke. If there is any doubt about how it will land, keep it gentle and low key rather than explicit. Include a gift receipt so anything can be swapped, and never use a present to pressure someone into something they have not asked for. Given in the right spirit, a playful gift is warm, funny and thoughtful, and that is exactly how you want it received.

Order early to beat the rush

Christmas is the busiest time of year for gifts like these, and popular items can sell out as December gets closer. If you have your eye on something, it pays to order well ahead rather than leaving it to the last week. Ordering early also gives you time to add the finishing touches, like a lubricant or a spare set of batteries, so the gift is ready to enjoy straight out of the box. A little forward planning means less stress and a better choice while stock is full.

Shop by category

Ready to browse? Start with the best sellers for crowd pleasers, or the couples range for something to share. For more ideas by person, see our guides to sex toys for women, male sex toys, and cock rings.